As my husband refers to them, "Third grade drawing ability with 11th grade humor."  Yes, they are irreverent, goofy, stupid, juvenile, twisted...but there is apparently a demand for this type of thing, so I am happy to oblige!

All cards (for now) are 5x7 and will easily accommodate a 4x6 or 5x7 photo. That's always been one of my criteria when buying holiday cards so that I could send "family" photos with my greetings.  If/when smaller format cards are developed, it will be notated.

For Space-Saving Practicality, the following pages contain scans of the cards with typed inside messages.  Each card, however, will have hand-written text as illustrated in an enlarged scan below: